Welcome to Foksnews.com, where we take the truth and twist it until it’s barely recognizable. Before you dive into our website, we want to make sure you’re aware of a few things.
First and foremost, we’re not a credible news source. In fact, we’re not a news source at all. We’re more like a group of monkeys with typewriters, except instead of Shakespeare, we produce fake news.
Secondly, we’re not responsible for any headaches, eye-rolls, or facepalms that may result from reading our articles. We recommend stretching your eye-rolling muscles before reading our content.
Thirdly, if you’re easily offended, you might want to turn around and find a different website. We don’t hold back when it comes to making fun of politicians, celebrities, or anyone else we deem worthy of ridicule.
Lastly, we’re not liable for any legal trouble you may find yourself in for sharing our articles as fact. We recommend checking your sources before citing us in your next Twitter argument.
In summary, don’t take us seriously. We’re just here to entertain you and maybe make you laugh. If you do happen to learn something from us, well, that’s just a happy accident.
If you want to get in touch, and as long as you’re not doing it so you can slap us with a summons, you are welcome to contact us here.